Posts Tagged ‘Satire’

I am Reptilian~

Posted: January 23, 2016 in Random, Uncategorized
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“Yes ladies & gentlemen…Tis True!
I am of a reptilian linage.
(Hold applause)


See my skin?
Smooth like Snake
No hairs to raise.


While the Coo-Coo birds look for the missing link in a tree in South Africa…
I slither past unnoticed, yet dormant within.
I am the oldest part of the human brain, and I am related to ALL of you!
I am intelligence in motion; provocative & charming… caring only for the automatic rituals of instinct.


Not one of you,  have noticed my gaze,
Yet you are hypnotized by your own images…
however graven.


Your fear of me, is nothing more than the fear of your own darkness…
Those slithery things that lie within your own belly; thrice hidden.
The very traits that make your skin crawl, in remembrance.


Lessor Gods you may be to us, yet of the same royal court we belong.

You loathe our taste for flesh & mammon,
Yet you yourselves dine on bovines & hoard!
Point fingers all you want…
Ye until the cows come home…
but I AM still inside your unresolved nature; coiled.

“The rivers are full of crocodile-nasties…And he who made kittens, put snakes in the grass” -Jethro Tull


(surreal satire)

Don’t Judge Me ?!?!?

Posted: July 2, 2015 in Satire

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Oh Hell Yes I Will Judge You!

                                            (she declares with a with a lilt in her voice)

I will judge if you are a good influence on me. I will use judgement to detect if you are a liar. I will judge whether or not my feelings, ideas & secrets are safe with you.

I will judge every word out of your mouth, to see if the info can be trusted.

I will use judgement to determine your moods, your taste in music, art, clothing, how clean and organized you live & if you are abusive, hateful or creepy.

I will surely  judge if you are about to drunk to drive!!

I will judge you on how you treat animals, how tolerate and accepting of others you are & most of all…how well you practice what you preach!

I absolutely will form an opinion & conclusion about you… until which time, new data emerges that suggests I should re-judge you!

But don’t freak…Judgement is not the same as condemnation. It is helpful to understand the difference ~

This has been a public service announcement brought to you be the letters I N F & J~


Coming out~

Posted: March 14, 2015 in Beliefs, Random, Satire
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It makes me kind of sick to my stomach when I think of taking ownership of who I am meant to be. I have been successfully dancing around my life in full denial of what I am at my very core. Coming out in my early 50s is a testament to how deeply I buried myself in my own rhetoric. It is super embarrassing to confess this long held secret from the rooftops.  And you know what finally woke me up?  I started looking around at my stuff one day and realized the handwriting was on the wall all along. I had written about it for years in little snip-its squirreled away around my home and most alarmingly; online.

OK. So I’ll just say it. But holy hell It gives me butterflies to think about saying it out loud…in front of everyone… but I will.
I have known this on some level since 8th grade.

(Mum are you sitting down)?
I’m a writer~