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Don’t Judge Me ?!?!?

Posted: July 2, 2015 in Satire
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Oh Hell Yes I Will Judge You!

                                            (she declares with a with a lilt in her voice)

I will judge if you are a good influence on me. I will use judgement to detect if you are a liar. I will judge whether or not my feelings, ideas & secrets are safe with you.

I will judge every word out of your mouth, to see if the info can be trusted.

I will use judgement to determine your moods, your taste in music, art, clothing, how clean and organized you live & if you are abusive, hateful or creepy.

I will surely  judge if you are about to drunk to drive!!

I will judge you on how you treat animals, how tolerate and accepting of others you are & most of all…how well you practice what you preach!

I absolutely will form an opinion & conclusion about you… until which time, new data emerges that suggests I should re-judge you!

But don’t freak…Judgement is not the same as condemnation. It is helpful to understand the difference ~

This has been a public service announcement brought to you be the letters I N F & J~

(wink)

Coming out~

Posted: March 14, 2015 in Beliefs, Random, Satire
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It makes me kind of sick to my stomach when I think of taking ownership of who I am meant to be. I have been successfully dancing around my life in full denial of what I am at my very core. Coming out in my early 50s is a testament to how deeply I buried myself in my own rhetoric. It is super embarrassing to confess this long held secret from the rooftops.  And you know what finally woke me up?  I started looking around at my stuff one day and realized the handwriting was on the wall all along. I had written about it for years in little snip-its squirreled away around my home and most alarmingly; online.

OK. So I’ll just say it. But holy hell It gives me butterflies to think about saying it out loud…in front of everyone… but I will.
I have known this on some level since 8th grade.

(Mum are you sitting down)?
I’m a writer~